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I'm turning in my mother's day cards

Honestly, if there was a mother revocation center, my name would have been turned in loooong ago.

No matter how hard I try, at least one or more of my children end up feeling mistreated, lonely, aggravated or abused.

Usually, my uber sensitive daughter is the one that get's the short shrift (so she will attest), but this morning:

1. The Caminator was wailing that I didn't love her because I hadn't filled in her reading log and was trying to throw away her hard worked on homework (picture of an apple). These are punishable offenses in Cami land.

I barely get them shuffled off to school when...

2. Ian calls. No lunch. No lunch money. What to do. While he is on the phone with me, I instruct him through making a PB and J, and guide him through riffling through my secret stash of cash so he will have milk money. I urge him to hurry, hurry, hurry, because he's discovered this AS he is ready to walk out the door. *sigh*

What kind of mother am I?

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