Tales from the Front Lines

Or let's get real.."Why am I the only one who can find a damn pair of socks in this house?" I am making this a sock tutorial.  Why is it needed?  Because *I*, evidently, am the only one who can match up socks in this house. So, here's how I work the magic that I do:  Pay attention, those of single sock inclination: 1.  Have a home for the single sock.  I do.  It's a drawer.  I get laundry, there's a sock...where's it's mate?  I have no earthly idea, so I swing the sock into the "single drawer".  But, here's the thing...it is implied..hoped..strived for...that someone.other.than.me will look into the single sock home and work a little "match.com" or "tinder" or "Christian Mingle" magic with these soulful wanderers.  Let's look, shall we?   Behold the single sock in it's singularity.  Is true love possible? Hmmm.  No.  While I approve of diversity in marriage and life:   these. DO. ...